Below is Rich ghost writing as me. This is how he thinks I think and how he thinks I sound so I'm leaving it in because it's funny to me.
My partner Richard means well, but every year about this time he tortures himself over what to get me for Christmas. Its not that I am fussy per se, just that I am really fussy. It doesn't matter how hard he tries, he always seems to get me the wrong things.
This time, he may have just opened me up to a whole new world of possibilities, what could be better than that?
